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Post by E double D on May 24, 2007 11:46:44 GMT 5
Filipino is enjoying a hearty breakfast - coffee, croissants, toast, butter & jam, etc. when an American, chewing gum, sits next to him and starts an unwanted conversation:-
American: "You Filipinos eat the whole bread?" Filipino : "Of course." American: "We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle, rebake them into croissants and sell them to Philippines "
American: "D'ya eat jam with the bread?" Filipino : "Of course." American: "We don't. In the States we eat fruit for breakfast, put all the peels, seeds and left overs into containers, recycle them into jam and sell it to Philippines "
Filipino : "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Of course we do." Filipino : "And what do you do with the condoms?" American: "Throw them away of course." Filipino : "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America."
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Post by badbabysweety on May 31, 2007 22:26:11 GMT 5
Filipino : "Do you have sex in America?" American: "Of course we do." Filipino : "And what do you do with the condoms?" American: "Throw them away of course." Filipino : "We don't. We put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell it to America." [glow=red,2,300]] ewwwww i cant imagine yucks kaya pagpunta kayo america wag kayo kain ng chewing gums [[/glow]
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